Excerpt from Adulting: Chronicles of a Pessimist's Success

"Low mood once again.  I went to bed gasming (phantom orgasms).  I woke up gasming.  I’ve been gasming all morning.  To some this may be a good thing.  For me, it just makes me feel violated.  I don’t want the incubus to have sex with me."

This tote bag is made from a natural, 100% cotton canvas fabric that is extremely durable. The design is simple with two comfortable shoulder straps yet spacious and functional.

.: Material: 100% natural cotton canvas fabric .: One size: 18" x 15" (45.7cm x 38.1cm) .: Easy-carry handles and a spacious bottom